The ticket was issued by Austin police who were checking for minors in possession of alcohol at nightclubs along the city’s popular East Sixth Street.

Officers questioned Bush and another woman they believed to be under age 21 at about 1:30 a.m. They were given a citation but were not arrested.

Bush, who was drinking beer, did not appear to be intoxicated, Assistant Police Chief Mike McDonald said.

“Both girls were very cooperative, as were the Secret Service,’’ McDonald said. “They (the agents) didn’t interfere in any way.’’

Bush, a freshman at the University of Texas at Austin, was one of six who were cited at the bar. She faces a possible $200 fine or community service. Two Secret Service agents had accompanied Bush to the bar, but McDonald said they remained outside.

White House officials would not discuss the incident. “We respect the privacy of this young woman and we’re not going to comment on her personal life,’’ said Noelia Rodriguez, spokeswoman for first lady Laura Bush.

Bush and her twin sister, Barbara, graduated from high school last May in Austin. Barbara Bush attends Yale University.

No dought that this story will be denied, downplayed, and ignored.

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One day the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting arch bishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas.

When he arrives in his popemobile he sees a man strugling for his life aginst a shark.

Upon a closer look he notices that it is John Kerry.

Horrified he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Mr Kerry, with GW and Dick Cheney on board. Dick Checny leans over and pulls him out. Then George W, and Dick Cheney begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats.

The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach.

The pope said to the men,

“I know that there has been alot of attention and alot of strif in this election, but I can see that you two men respect each other and would help each other in their house of need. You have my blessings”

Then the pope packs off and drives out of site.

Bush asks, “Who was that?”

“That was the pope Mr President, he is all knowing and in touch with god. Leader of the Chatholic Church” Said Dick.

Bush says, “Well thats all neat and fine, but he dosent know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?”

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A young boy came to Sunday School late.

His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.

The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.

The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?

The boy replied, “Yes he did. Dad said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”

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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.
“I do so by asking them the right question,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: ‘Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?’”
Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”
“Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?” “Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that technique in the future!”
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms. “I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”
“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?” says Jesse.
“Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you Sir?”
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately call a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. “Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Powell answers immediately, “It’s me of course, you idiot.”
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!”
And Bush replies in disgust, “You’re wrong, you idiot. It’s Tony Blair!!”

This joke was sent to us by a viewer who found it on: Ned Martin-Amused site.

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A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.

Old man: “All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle.”

Doctor: “Oh? What is a post turtle?”

Old man: “When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That’s a post turtle. Ya know he didn’t get there by himself, he don’t belong there, he cain’t get anything done while he’s up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down.”

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In town to speak about Social Security, Bush told the crowd: I want to thank the mayor for being here _ Lyda Ann Thomas greeted me coming in. I said, Do you still have Splash Day?

The crowd laughed. You have to be a baby boomer to know what I m talking about, Bush said. The crowd laughed again.

Splash Day once marked the end of school and the beginning of summertime fun. The city backed off from it many years ago when it turned a little too wild, says Christy Benson of the Galveston Chamber of Commerce. It later became a party day for gays and lesbians.

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A first grade teacher in the Midwestis explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. “Mary,” says the teacher with surprise, “why didn’t you raise your hand?” Because I’m not a Republican,” says Mary. “Well, what are you?” asks the teacher. “I’m a Democrat and proud of it,” replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. “My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?” she asks. Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I’m a Democrat, too.” “Well,” says the teacher in an annoyed tone, “that’s no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don’t always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?” “Then,” Mary smiled, “then we’d be Republicans.”

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